then track him. is sort of cheating, but who doesn’t do that these days?
according to some reputable tech news sources Santa was seen in a gadget store at the north pole buying some stuff for the trip including a GPS he plans to put on Rudolf’s nose. we don’t know if Santa is actually sober by doing that because Rudolf’s red nose has worked pretty good in guiding him for hundreds of years. he might be going nuts.
anyways, people at NORAD will hack that GPS on Christmas day so you can see at what time he will hurry down the chimney at your home that day. you know, so you can pretend to be sleeping, and with an eye half open see the fat man in the red suit putting the presents under your Christmas tree. Just don’t get mad if you see him kissing you mom.
if you want to cheat, then bookmark this site to track him that day http://www.noradsanta.org/
